PA Woman Who Relieved Herself in Store on a Bin of Potatoes Gets Off Easy

A 20 year old woman turned herself in to police after she was nabbed urinating on potatoes in Walmart.  She will be charged with “criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness.”  I think that is a bit too light on the charges.

NY Post
https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/police-pop-woman-who-peed-on-potatoes-in-walmart/
Police pop woman who peed on potatoes in Walmart 
By Hannah Frishberg
7/30/2019


That’s the wrong kind of fertilizer, lady.

Police have nabbed the woman who peed in a bin of potatoes in a western Pennsylvania Walmart last Wednesday. A store employee spotted the tot mama in the act and immediately notified law enforcement.

The curly-haired brunette was captured on surveillance video entering the store — and the West Mifflin Borough Police Department posted screen grabs to its Twitter and website.

“Identification assistance — Walmart Incident,” cops captioned the images in a call for the community to help expose public enemy No. 1.

The shamed spud soaker, a k a Grace Brown, 20, turned herself in Tuesday.

“She was identified,” West Mifflin Police Chief Anthony Topolnak tells The Post, saying the woman came to the police station with her attorney and “admitted that was her in the video.”

The Allegheny County District Attorney’s office was contacted and recommends Brown be charged with “criminal mischief, open lewdness, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness,” Topolnak says.

July 30, 2019 | 4:29pm |